Although there are many great spirits among us, we like to worship the winged gnome goddess, the winged gnome goddess with cobalt blue wings, she's naked and fearsome and screams when she sings. She looks like a bat got mixed up with a fairy. She looks kind of evil but really she's merry there is no house that is quite a home unless it's protected by a winged gnome.
From tedious annoyance and dire adversity
Winged Gnome Goddess please protect me!

http://wingedgnomegoddess.tribe.net